Hello.

I feel the need to explain myself.

My name is Rebekka (Bekki) Ayres.

 

B + Ayres = Bears.

 

As I like fashion, add 'wears' to your answer.

 

In all honesty, I am a thoroughbred geek, and plan to trawl through the catwalk trends of the season with a fine-toothed calculator...

 

Think of these as my fashion sums - simple formulas that equate to a nice runway look.

 

Now, an introduction seems in order, but boring basic facts about myself send me straight to sleep. I'd prefer to take the approach of a certain type of person that everybody will have had either the pleasure or misfortune of meeting at one point in their life. I'm referring to the kind of person who sits unsettlingly close to me on the bus, even when the rest of the seats are empty, and takes a cat out of their bag. For all its eccentricity and invasion of personal space, by the time I have to get off at my stop, I somehow manage to get to know these people on a level that I haven't even achieved with the longest-running of accquaintances.

 

So let's give it a go..

I sleep on my side, I have porridge every day, I am fantastically shy and perfectly happy just to observe, rivers make me happy, I like ugly colours and ugly things, sometimes my dreams run entirely in rhyme, I would say I like to read but truthfully I just look at the pictures, often there are no thoughts in my head - just one line of a song on loop, I like being on my own, je parle français - I'm working on Dutch, wondering around Soho is my favourite, I would describe myself as painfully in love with Jarvis Cocker, coffee is better than tea, cats are better than dogs, when I'm away from home I miss the people who work in the shops I go to, I somersaulted out of the bath when I was 2 years old and landed on my feet and now I feel like nothing I do can match up to this kind of success.

 

But I will try.

 

Thank you for having me.

xxx

 

P.s this is my face: